October 16, 2015

BREAKING: Wizard of Oz Discovers Most Canadians Not Idiots, Dumps Harper

By admin

The mainstream media seems to have missed a critical failure in Stephen Harper’s campaign:  Lynton Crosby – the much-touted ‘Wizard (or Lizard) of Oz’ – has heaved Steve.

So, even high paid political matchmakers are heaving Steve because his campaign is quickly turning into a giant Megantic-like trainwreck.

Phew.

Too bad, it’ll be too little, too late for the mainstream to sink their teeth into, as this is a crushing blow for the Conservatives.

Let’s hope this kind of action translates well for all Canadians in the polls on Monday.