Danielle Smith Auditions for New Reality Show

The leaders of Canada were busy this week creating a ‘Team Canada’ approach to the coming waves of insanity from ‘Murica. All were present except for one.

Fearing a disastrous loss to Naheed Nenshi in an upcoming provincial election, Alberta Premier Danielle Smith met with reality show hosts Donald Trump and Kevin O’Leary last week to discuss bringing her into a potential new unreality show. They’re currently workshopping the title.